Congratulations, Mr. Spiegel, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver, without incident, as she is always on her toes.

That went swimmingly well.

Do these come standard with a Snorkel?

I have an S550 so I can tell that car has been modified in some way. Not sure how, but I don’t think it’s stock.

I wouldn’t have remembered the Envoy existed unless it came crashing through my roof, so I bet GM is behind this somehow.

Driver will probably sue the homeowner because his house was in the way.

(MAP)

No. It’s a portmanteau of electricity and execution.

Scrap Metal Cushions Pipe’s Fall From Crashing Cargo Truck

That’s not an irrational fear, there are tons of poorly secured loads.

You’re asking why people get bent out of shape about something as inconsequential as fake vents, on a site populated by knuckle-draggers championing outdated technology (e.g. “Save the Manuals”) and lamenting the eventual application of enclosed cockpits in F1 racing?

I think Jaguar has really pulled off the look. It’s natural, and reminiscent of a fish’s gills or something.

Fun fact - the Ferrari 575M Super America had an electrochromic targa top.

Car colors are so boring now that people compliment the beige on my car and think its unique...what world do we live in where beige is considered unique?

I’ve been observing this for a while. Most cars now are: a) silver, b) black, or c) white. It’s hard to find many blue or green cars, much less beige. Yes, there are some brightly-colored sports cars, but the palette of “regular” cars is super boring.

I’m sorry but NOTHING makes an accordion sexy.

Congratulations, Mr. CarsofFortLangley and 200 Touring on COTD! I would like to gift you with a bendy accordion-style bus which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes bending it.

I thought Scat Packs were a Mopar thing.

Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

Congratulations, Mr. Tekamul, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Alfa which this lovely lady will deliver properly thrashed.