Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

Congratulations, Mr. Tekamul, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Alfa which this lovely lady will deliver properly thrashed.

That was just from last night’s fatal stabbing.

The all-new BMW 4-series, now with ActiveParkour™ technology. Dope-ass front flips are just the beginning.

It’s a testament to safety standards that this convertible fell seven stories and not only was the driver not killed instantly, but the car looks like it’s simply been in a front end collison. Amazing. I hope the driver is ok.

This is why more government regulations need to be put in place to make turbines even quieter, to protect spectators within 50 feet of aircraft at full thrust.

“We humans are so small and weak compared to modern jets.”

Yup. When you’re grown you don’t do stupid sh*t... unless you choose to.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Actually, it’s about ethics in games journalism.

People who annoy you?

There is a lady at my local track who races open and closed wheel. She’s in her late 60's. The first time I met her, I asked why she raced and she said and I quote “Because I’m bad at knitting”.

I’m sure he, like many others, thinks that Trump’s election in November meant everyone agrees with him and that this is legal now. I see where he’s coming from - it took a while for me to get over the shock that so many people voted for him, and then took me a while to shake the feeling that everyone around me is a…

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

Congratulations, Mr. Hayabusa69, on COTD! My award to you is a Hummer which this lovely will deliver unarmored.

Congratulations, Mr. Revolvoution, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Volvo which this lovely lady will deliver if it will start. Just kidding.......of course, it will start!

Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry

Of course the husband found it.