So the pregnant woman lost the fetus at its own party? Ughhhhghsgsvduf.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My…

Sounds like PCP, though that’s not exactly in vogue for someone with IV after their name.

I have girlfriend who’s a social worker. Apparently PCP is becoming popular again and is, of course, stronger than it was back in the 90s.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

They’re apparently very thrifty. So thrifty they bought a Model X.

I wonder how many “broken” remotes are littered through that house.

This isn’t that uncommon. I’ve seen high-end luxury cars all the time with badly worn and unsafe tires. I’ve even told complete strangers “Hey, you may want to get some new tires on that” and they look at me baffled.

Now this is a tire going bald.

Congratulations, Mr. Frosen, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a subway train which this lovely lady will deliver to you soon.......not really. Happy Friday!

Fact: Turbo Teen is the origin story for Pixar’s Cars.

Turbo Teen’s freaky-ass face disturbed me when I was a kid and it still hasn’t got any better.

you have to admit, it IS pretty.

I’m not taking anything away from the creativity and labor that went into this creation. But this is why I won’t race Lemons anymore. Driving something on a racetrack with so many restricted lines sight is downright dangerous and stupid.

Maybe someone who knows more can shed some light on this for the uninitiated like me, but how on earth do teams do things like this for under $500?

#ConservativeFamilyValues

Turned the phone horizontally?

I mean, they slowed because he was in the road, so as to protect him.