As an alumni of NSU, I am very happy about this.

aj Johnson is always in beast mode.

I'll have to let Steve Spurrier and the South Carolina Gamecocks know that they earned a share of the national championship last season, based on what you are reporting Clemscum fans have been saying all summer.

You're not "old people" until you're collecting Social Security. "Old People" still means the Greatest Generation and Silent Generation. The Boomers aren't there yet.

Baby boomers didn't do that.

Because clearly the real world operates exactly like "Sid Meier's Civilization" and a given nation is only capable of working on one single task at a time...

It's not the Land Rovers that are the problem. It's that each grey market Landie is infested with leprechauns. When they open the container at the dock, the little blighters scurry and now, our great country is also infested with the little buggers.

It's July. The weeds are on the offensive. And they're winning the war.

Tim Cook and all the patent lawyers at Apple just had a heart attack.

Holy shit. This guy gets it.

GO, CUTLASS! I CHOOSE YOU!

"Learning To Live With Water Damage"

Crimp connector?

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

Jersey? That's his bedspread.

This joke works for about 25% of the Habs roster.

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

But how will Brian Gionta play without a jersey for the rest of the New York series?

My god. I'd go to jail for this car. Like some GTA shit.