Whoa! It's like punching a hooker!

But the PS3 has the incredible cell processor that can launch missiles! I would expect a little more particle effects XD

Indeed it is!

Don't worry, I'm in the same boat. Just picked up a PSPgo a couple months ago, and have been loving the console-sized experiments on some of these games (just finished both GoW titles - awesome!). I love the DS, but the PSP has been getting a lot of love lately.

How does one manhandle a controller?

My thoughts exactly: what's the point if there's only support for one Wii-U controller? I also agree with your sentiments with the PS3 shoulder buttons. I rectified that problem with those $5 triggers - couldn't live without 'em.

Associating Mr. Hartman with this douchebag?! For shame, Kotaku!

Haven't the slightest clue, but a google of "underboob" resulted in her.

Actually, it's a "sniper gun".

Legends never disappear.

Legends never disappear. They always leave their marks.

This.

Val pulled off a great Jim Morrison.

Military standard grooming?!? He and Guile need to be kicked out.

for a moment I thought their name read: idiot444

Epic. Best game commercial I have seen.

I honestly can't believe some of these folks didn't really read into your original post. Wow.

No love for Robin?

That's fucking weird, I just watched this thing a couple hours ago ... on the same browser and I don't see a link anywhere.