I'm rapidly starting to think Bumgarner isn't quiet as much fun as he's been made out to be.

I like this suggestion; this is Jalopnik, though, so I’ll counter with the SHO in wagon form.

Screw the haters, SHO is cool.

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

The only thing worse than Ventura’s antics, was Hawk’s commentary. He is the fucking worst.

“You know, Jeff Samardzija is from Indiana and he’s the best cold weather fighter in the month of April I’ve ever seen.”

Fuck off. Baseball fights are dope.

You’re an idiot.

But what does Brett Lawrie think about it? Also they hit Moose the previous inning, so it's cool. Another hit batsmen for KC. Better punish them some more.

Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

As a lifelong KC fan, we need a little more ‘shut the fuck up’ outta Ventura before he gets one of our guys hurt bad.

Adam Eaton started the talk, then Ventura said “fuck you!”.

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”

Favorite quote from this whole ordeal. “Its a game. Its not about hurting people”

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

The perpetrator...

In the video Lawrie says he can’t get into the box without thinking that the pitchers are going to miss high and in. I guess when he’s on first, shorstops can’t turn a double play without thinking Lawrie’s going to stick his spikes a foot up into the air.

Fun fact: The Mazda MX-5 has won every SCCA and NASA Spec Miata class race since the introduction of the series!

It’s really oxymoronic.....you make a living off of conspicuous consumption, but you don’t come off as a total popped collar asshole. Bravo sir, bravo—you’re a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.