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Yup. If you feel all the feelings above and still have a desire to parent, that's the way to go. I wish more people thought of it as an option.

Thank fuck you can do that with art or a novel or any other number of creative acts.

I can adopt a child and take them into my place of safety and security, and "continue my legacy" and "leave something behind," but regardless, those are absolutely horrible and selfish reasons to have children.

That's what giant buildings with your name on them are for.

My plan, eventually, is to adopt. Rather than add to the population myself, I would like to give a home to a child who otherwise would not have one.

No corn / high-fructose corn syrup?

An audio recording of Oprah telling me to "cut the bullshit" is all I need to motivate myself for anything ever.

Wow seriously?

I really don't understand how Kristin Stewart is a thing still. She's so bland boring and untalented.

Two boys, one sparkly,
One shirtless in cut off jeans.
My choice: whiffle bat.

See, this kind of weight loss is totally realistic for normal people, just like our culture tells us. 3 or 4 exercise classes per day and walking the rest of the day on the treadmill. A job? What's a job?

You guys do realize she doesn't look any thinner than 95% of people on tv and movies at any given time, right? So... yeah. Are they only concerned cause she used to be fat?

I'm only slightly ashamed to say I'd do the same thing for $250k.

So the Biebs is going the "I found Jesus" route? I guess he doesn't want to go to rehab. I look forward to his rebranding.

Yes! Team Luna here.

Evan, if you marry Emma...

The level of white privilege in this photo is earth shattering.

Sorry, but I'm not giving this no-talent bumstress any page clicks.