Steel cut or GTFO

I'm a little confused by the headline vs. details.

If Gawker wants to sponsor me I will complete this challenge so you can rub it in Buzzfeed's faces.

The yoshi egg being yellow drives my OCD crazy.

"...applies to *any source of information*" - FTFY :D

Whichever one you can find that's in decent shape at a decent price.

My 914 of course. The 914 is really underappreciated

All of them

I think it more resembles Secret of Evermore.

I imagine it was like this, just with funny accents.

Tax write-off? Rich people love them.

I hold Jalopnik to a higher standard, and it's not that hard to get this stuff straight.

Maybe they should lift.

First rule of IT:

That's what I'm thinking. Isn't this just the EV version of cracking your engine open? Void the warranty all you want, but "Industrial Espionage" my ass.

At this point I doubt it will be seen, but maaaaan dat Ford Flex.

This is what we decided on...

The correct answer is Joey fucking Slotnick

Leather A/C vent slats on any Porsche