Whichever one you can find that's in decent shape at a decent price.

My 914 of course. The 914 is really underappreciated

All of them

I think it more resembles Secret of Evermore.

I imagine it was like this, just with funny accents.

Tax write-off? Rich people love them.

I hold Jalopnik to a higher standard, and it's not that hard to get this stuff straight.

Maybe they should lift.

First rule of IT:

That's what I'm thinking. Isn't this just the EV version of cracking your engine open? Void the warranty all you want, but "Industrial Espionage" my ass.

At this point I doubt it will be seen, but maaaaan dat Ford Flex.

This is what we decided on...

Levitating gear selector. On a Jaaaaag. Will be broken in 6 months, then you can't drive.

Leather A/C vent slats on any Porsche

How did this get left off? Jackie Chan in "Who am I" this made me and I am sure many others in the US aware of the Evolution before Gran Turismo ONE!

"Besides that, since when is there a half-ton Ram with a 5.9-lier V8? Since never, there isn't one."

Not so fast, skippy. It's not "since never". It is, however, "not since they dropped the 360 (5.9L v8) in 2002."

Can we get this as a hi-res desktop wallpaper photo? The One:1 I had before would love to be replaced by this one.

Sure it does. You're making the mistake of imagining "demand" as a fixed number. Decreasing demand (by increasing price) makes it easier to "meet" demand. GM may end up making even more money on this, depending on the shape of the supply/demand curve.