The workmanship is beautiful but the color is hideous. I don’t think a candy color would be better, a bit garish in fact, but that “chocolate milk” is gross.

These asses are fat but that beat is a masterpiece early-2000s throwback to Choppa Style.

...looking at the Supra, it’s fairly obvious that it pretty much is a BMW...

So, to recap, 2018's hottest Christmas gift for child is a $59 poo-shaped plastic toy that is actually antifa!

I would really like to a see a diagram of all the major positions that’ve been musical chairs since the 2016 election.

I believe that stopped years ago. I haven’t heard it in quite some time.

This makes no sense. Fentanyl is already a controlled subject in the US. And how is the president of China going to criminalize an act by US Citizens?

I found the reference picture the designers of the hatch were using:

It’s 9PM Mountain time (where El Paso is), so it’s not over yet. Not with so little precincts reporting.

Here’s a crazy one from Salt Lake City. It was condemned by the super Republican Governor with a competing Book Of Mormon quote that said “you’re going to hell.” The text in green is a Book of Mormon citation.

Excessive tariffs are literally the reason America exists as a country. It is a fundamental reason for our existence as a sovereign nation that is understood by 4th graders.

Easy: different days.

Those aren’t “emoji” those are illustrations. Because they exist in the Real World it is impossible for them to be “emoji”, in addition to the fact that they do not express an emotion or communicate a message playfully without words.

RIP AlienBlue

That’s because “drain the swamp” is code for white supremacy.

Welcome to GMG - you must be new here. Editors were fired over 2 years ago and the quality journalists took buyouts last week.

Also skipped over the part that it’s Gildo Pallanca Pastor, a member of Monaco’s second dynasty after the Grimaldis. Grandson of Gildo Pastor, who developed Monaco’s oceanfront into apartments in the 1950s. Son of Helene Pastor, who was assassinated in 2014 by her son-in-law.

The photographer tried, again, to explain, adding that she said she was a German heiress. The man shook his head, left the elevator, still unsure what, exactly, made Sorokin so worthy of the public’s attention.

The line is a direct call-back to Fabolous, who was referencing Scarface originally. Slapping “Chun-Li” on the end of it is just Nicki’s normal lazy style.

I can assemble the worst people on earth to my beck and call.
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