Or your xbox one can do the voice bits, just gets annoying when i say XBOX WATCH FOOD NETWORK and it switches to E!. EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.

So to get instantly hired, my first line of my resume should be:

Got my tire replaced after a blow out on the free way, tire blew again 3 days later. They neglected to check the seal on the tires internal sensor. They tried to get me to pay for another tire/balancing/etc. Fired up yelp, talked to their corporate office.... guess what i got for free? Im also never going back there :)

In other news Google bought the internet, oh wait... google fiber. My bad old news.

Of all the words in the entirety of the dictionary, and of all the words to say aloud, this is the one that bugs me the most. moist. I feel dirty just TYPING it. Saying it makes my mouth feel oily.

Well this kid already knows how to dodge 39 of these memes.

This is why we don't use nano tech to mine:

That would be my fault on the brevity of my inquiry, as to which I apologize for. I was wondering why they would have a higher success rate in winning in that one court in Texas. Sucks that it is happening in the first place, its really wielding a sword that shouldnt be, kind of a lame way to stop competition (why be…

Any particular reason as to why?