MY NAME IS HONORABLE MISTER MUNIFICENT LANGORIOUS (O.B.E.) AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE OIL-STAINED, PUN-CRACKING NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY LOOKING AT STUPID-ASS CARS. I KINDLY INVITE YOU TO PLEASE REMIT TO ME YOUR BEST SHOT, AS I WAS DIRECTOR OF THE FIRST NIGERIAN ENTERPRISE…