oh, to remember those heady days of A.V. Club last when the Laurel Canyin sound was a running and run into the ground meme

I’m the other way around.

There was one shot that the Russos really wanted to put in but the studio wouldn’t give them the money for, so Chris Evans wrote them a cheque with his own money to get it funded. Apparently he’s made a lot of money from some series of films he did.

I just hope they make enough to save the community center!

“No, Sarah’s skip in the mental institution wasn’t “giddy.””

Nuh uh, my brother in law is pretty confident no one is going to see this film because everyone hates Brie Larson for being so mean to men. He told me (on a 45 minute car ride that seemed to stretch for eternity) that if it seems like it’s making money, it’s because Disney is secretly buying up all the theatre seats…

It’s good to know a scrappy indie like this can still break through

“Here’s your tip: smile more! (I have complained to the manager about your attitude.)”

Hayes and his wife and kid were semi-regulars at the restaurant I worked at a few years ago. Besides being super nice and easy going, they tipped anywhere between 40-50% every time (except once when he tipped $100 on a $20 meal).

At this point, you care more than the actors and their moms. 

“Where did Antman go, my butt feels funny."

You know, at first, the idea of making money off of people’s worst thoughts and impulses and then using that money to fund charities sounds great. But after you finish patting yourself on the back for the second part, you’re still participating in the first part, which is objectively terrible.

Username checks out.

Like I’ve always said, you don’t change the number of planets by redefining the term “planet.”

One of the big problems with morons is that they’re immune to any insult above their functional grade level. Calling Donald Trump a “Duplicitous Delusional Dullard” would bounce right off (unless he tweeted back “NO UR A HOMO GAY ELITE”, but it wouldn’t hurt his feelings). Calling him “An UGLY BUTT who is STUPID AND…

“Which gives you the correct number of limbs!”

I have my own wild prediction - the dead characters who have sequels in development will be back. I know it sounds crazy; dead is dead, right? But I just have this feeling that we haven’t seen the last of Spider-Man.

Go to a site like Stereogum, and the commentariat there were up all night waiting for the listening party and falling all over themselves screeching about how genius album this is.

it would be wonderful if they sold this movie...& then never made it b/c they didn’t have the money!

My experience of the hard right wing is that they are generally so sure that they’re right that they put shockingly little effort into convincing anyone of what they’re saying. Have you seen the infamous “This is the future liberals want” tweet? It actually at no point says what’s wrong with the image being displayed…