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    keep in mind some of these ultra-nerds have YouTube rants that eclipse the length of the movie that so egregiously penetrated their tender childhoods. if they can sit and drone on in their weird incel meme speak for 2+ hours... guessing a $12 ticket won’t stop them. then they’ll do the dramatic

    has anyone even tried actual clamps? 

    yo. it’s 2019. “offensive conflict of interest” isn’t a thing anymore. haven’t you been paying attention? 

    now do an updated list showing how many of these dogs are long dead.

    Old Man Steve didn’t time travel. he waited. 

    her voice was in Salvation and seemed to be new recordings.

    besides that i don’t remember much about the other movies because they contain Jai Courtney and/or Sam Worthington who are like the Doctor Who villains “The Silence” in that you see them in a movie then immediately forget everything. 

    are dumb old boomers still upset about Beavis & Butthead?

    like... move on man. lots of other pants-wettingly frightening pop culture has come out since 1993.

    your sloppy vaguely incoherent block of ESL nonsense has surely convinced me!

    no Meow the Jewels? no Venetian Snares - Songs About My Cats?
    flawed list i say! flawed! 

    the *Tesla* owners are the ones with insecurities? that’s rich. 

    if Carter dies while Trump is still in office someone just needs to read the Onion article about his peanut farm verbatim.

    you tell me. you were the one that said :

    “Are men just never supposed to ask a woman out/to sleep with them, because now every time a woman turns them down they risk being accused of harassment?”

    you imply that getting accused of sexual harassment is just the worst thing to ever befall man. meanwhile there are dead

    We have the technology. The time is now. Science can wait no longer. Children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.

    “It’s not an exaggeration”

    oh. but it is though. 

    good thing women never have anything bad happen to them because of so-called ‘jilted lovers’ or ‘rejected advances’.

    not like cemeteries and shallow graves the world over aren’t filled with the victims of sad goo goo boys and their toxic masculinity. but yes. it is VERY concerning that men could possibly face any

    i had a Trump super fan try and tell me that Trump carries around 3 different phones and that he personally tweets from every one of them. ignoring the mountains of evidence that that simply couldn’t be true.

    like the tweets where HE HIMSELF WAS IN A PHOTO IN A CONVENTION CENTER... somehow he personally tweeted that.

    this is like one of the headlines in the montage they show before the movies main opening credits. 

    “We called it a midi system.”

    no. no you didn’t. 

    ah yes. who can forget everyones favorite character from Avatar... uhhhh... um.

    for a movie that grossed as much as it did it has had like zero cultural lasting power. probably didn’t help he went all in on human beige Jai Courtney. sorry i meant Sam Worthington. 

    having large amounts of disposable income and being dumb aren’t really mutually exclusive. i could compile a pretty exhaustive list of rich morons without much issue.