Charlottesville was not a super secret beforehand. like in the slightest. just because you weren’t paying attention doesn’t mean everyone else was blindered as well. 

[atlas grunts]

i don’t think anyone suggested it doesn’t exist at all?

congratulations on correcting those imaginary people. you taught them a lesson they will surely never forget. 

wait. back up. are you saying Tim Allen and conservative comedians in general might lack the tact and nuance to make such word usage be acceptable?! *head explodes*

“the only safe place i need is generated all around me as i walk around with my Glock 17 strapped to my cargo-panted leg. hyuk hyuk hyuk. i’m edgy. and tough.”

- some dumb paranoid boomer conservative (probably)

but he is an exalted member of the boomer business class of hardworking citizens. how dare you compare him to some lazy millennial! boomers created this great nation!

haha j/k boomers are worthless garbage people.

maybe your sister looks stupid. *crosses arms*

wait... there was a Mick and a Mitch Harris in Napalm Death? brothers or something?

i know little about Napalm Death but i love all manner of the assorted Mick Harris projects over the years.

a boring Christian rock band supports Trump and has a problem with homosexuals? who would have guessed?!

not just trolls but people that are completely devoid of humor. seems like half the comments these days need a ‘that’s the joke’ posted to all the dunderheaded ‘well actually’ replies i see.

actual smart people don’t walk around having to tell everyone they are smart. it is just evident. the only people that talk about how smart they are all the time are some of the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet. 

Male Blanche? the voice of Bugs Bunny?!

perhaps the authors of “The Big Butt Book”?

never in your life do you bitch?! you are bitching about things in this entire thread!

how can that possibly be legal? especially when talking about a public figure? seems like the same reason you can’t sue someone for parodying a public figure would be the same reason nonsense like that shouldn’t exist. 

but... “alphas” aren’t even a thing. like in reality. 

not ‘probably’... that is a legit right-wing conspiracy theory going around right now.

boggles the mind how they think these obvious incompetents could ever pull something even 1% as complicated as that off.

MacGruber is also vastly superior to the MacGyver reboot. which is not good. 

truly one of the greatest tragedies in modern filmmaking is the lack of easily available weaponry. 

what you need to remember about the grandpa character is that he’s been on food stamps and welfare. did anybody help him out? no. NO.