actual smart people don’t walk around having to tell everyone they are smart. it is just evident. the only people that talk about how smart they are all the time are some of the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet. 

Male Blanche? the voice of Bugs Bunny?!

perhaps the authors of “The Big Butt Book”?

never in your life do you bitch?! you are bitching about things in this entire thread!

how can that possibly be legal? especially when talking about a public figure? seems like the same reason you can’t sue someone for parodying a public figure would be the same reason nonsense like that shouldn’t exist. 

but... “alphas” aren’t even a thing. like in reality. 

not ‘probably’... that is a legit right-wing conspiracy theory going around right now.

boggles the mind how they think these obvious incompetents could ever pull something even 1% as complicated as that off.

MacGruber is also vastly superior to the MacGyver reboot. which is not good. 

truly one of the greatest tragedies in modern filmmaking is the lack of easily available weaponry. 

what you need to remember about the grandpa character is that he’s been on food stamps and welfare. did anybody help him out? no. NO.

“Imagine” contains no references of support for state-sponsored genocide or furry pornography or fervent advocacy of linux as a desktop operating system.

so there.

meaninglessness is such a hipster word. 

speaking of types of towns... the AV Club is a complete ghost town these days.

just stopped by to check out how these crickets and tumbleweeds are doing. seems about as expected.

kinja sure was a wonderful idea.

Ernie? is that you?!

AV Club is dumber thanks to Kinja.

thanks for the input Ernie.

but think of all the sweet sweet Amazon commission they get with each sale of the hottest new Anker battery pack!

*zoinks!*

“work” with that dismissive condescending Ernie asshole? seems a bit pointless.