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    wasn't there some (presumably rumored) nonsense about how Han Solo isn't even his real name? like some Princess Bride goofiness where he 'takes the role' of the *real* Han Solo.

    that's how you build loyal viewership!

    that was the one where the "beast-ness" was that some model-looking 20yo had what appeared to be a large papercut on his cheek?

    it isn't like he hasn't done TV before either. the Almost Human show on Fox was better (i thought) than i reasonably would have expected. certainly better than other similar shows around the same time.

    i would also like to see such things. that movie was massively underrated.

    too old.

    think of all the young peoples' reality he is ruining with that illegally obtained Viagra. underage sex slaves aren't going to rape themselves.

    truly the party of "Family Values"

    i think you meant : "he's a Trump supporter who's addicted to painkillers and loves to travel to known underage sex tourist destinations with 3 other men and a bottle of viagra in someone elses name." … and i assume that is also pretty common these days.

    except they don't just say "the party" … they say "the Party". slight but important difference i think.

    did you realize that taxpayer money in the amount of $73,000 a year is being given to that very same child molester?

    there was an attempt recently (2-3 years ago) in Costa Rica (maybe?) of some private libertarian compound that you could invest in so that you could live the dream.

    being bigoted against heinous bigots makes *you* the TRUE bigot!

    inaction regarding race might as well be a 'position' on it. but i understand your need to be purposefully disingenuous.

    not to mention in the first 2 pilots they had printers. like with paper.

    this doesn't seem to fit with any established canon at all…?

    i kind of envy all of those that will soon be able to easily test out the whole 'most punchable face' thing.

    both sides truly are 100% equally bad in every way.

    well… except that whole deal where they teamed up with conservative icon Ronald Reagan to prevent scary black men from being able to carry around guns. i mean… i would kinda consider that a bit political myself. and definitely before the late '70s.

    last time i bought a gun there was a free year membership to the NRA included if you filled out a very short form. i did not do such a thing. the salesperson was like 'i think you forgot to fill out the form for the NRA membership.' … 'oh. i didn't forget anything actually.' *handed it back blank*