i mean… look what happened in Sweden last night.

he has one of the highest IQ scores around! he said so himself! anyone who doubts that self-evident fact is merely a loser and a hater!

this might sound outrageous… but you can literally just tell bigots to fuck off and then just never talk to them again. family or not.

the silence was truly deafening in that instance.

this has been a common hope for hard-right conservatives for quite awhile now (i remember first hearing about it in passing around 2008 or so) and something i've mentioned several times in the past in these very comment sections.

don't forget the classic excuse of "satire" on things that were very clearly not satire.

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speaking of fealty… i love pointing out how weird it is that like 100% of Republican members of Congress have signed Grover Norquists stupid tax pledge. some rando unelected moron who came up with his tax ideas when he was 12. seriously. that is kinda weird… right?

yeah… but conservatives have loved fantasizing about bad daddy Putin and how tough and manly he is for quite awhile now (well before Trump was even running). it doesn't matter that Russia is an adversary to them… they absolutely adore authoritarians and would drop-kick a puppy into a volcano if it meant they could…

well… i heard that Clinton and Trump used to hang out together at some point in the past. therefore the only *sensible* choice is to vote for a true liberal like Jill Stein you see. this flawless logic makes me very smug and self-important. for i am a *true* liberal who knows that Clinton and Trump are merely two…

i have to assume based on other Trump appointees… that even if Trump did have to appoint a fire marshal it would be serial arsonist or some firebug nutjob he saw in a random YouTube video.

they loooooove Jews and Israel so far as it leads to the second coming of Jesus… of course in their story it also means the majority of the Jews will burn in a lake of fire if they don't convert to Christianity once they are shown that Judaism is a crock of shit… but that is no big deal and pretty incidental to just…

i like how the White House has gone from being the unending victim of absolutely patently absurd conspiracy theories … to actively working on *promoting* ridiculous conspiracy theories.

but according to him … he is WAY out of her league.

i find it surprising that women wouldn't be throwing themselves at someone so classy as to not only miss the birth of his child but then *text* the mother 4 days later in congratulations.

this really seems to be trying waaaay too hard to create a controversy that needed a solution… when no actual controversy existed until it was pointed out.

she truly is a huge garbage person. aka a typical Randian "conservative".

"I'm in no way a Trump supporter"

old people also make the hilarious assumption that because they personally don't know and can't be bothered to learn new current technology then the inverse must be true and millennials are somehow confused how books or newspapers work.

*Han runs into a room full of Stormtroopers*