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    yeah. when movies are around 90 minutes it becomes pretty concerning. especially with what you would imagine would be a decent property (vs. something direct-to-video).

    "enormous tomes that could double as body armor if somebody tried to shoot you"

    wow. that makes it even more petty and ridiculous on her part.

    hard not to imagine the Hangover-esque sequence with figures and formulas floating around her as the ponders the seat selection screen.

    thanks to the immigrant hordes they don't even eat their traditional Frenchs mustard anymore!

    well look what happened in Sweden last night!

    Ironically, Americans are surprisingly dumb about the side effects of colonialism.

    so you are admitting your tired false equivalency was in fact tired and false?

    because Ann Coulter (like all conservative commentators) assume that 100% of all law enforcement and military personnel are absolutely unquestionably hard-right conservatives. this is obviously easily disproven bullshit but definitely what most soft-headed conservatives assume.

    what a complete snowflake.

    you mean "diet pills" … aka cheap shitty speed.

    like most things that doesn't count because "Republican". for some reason.

    and like the thousands of cheering muslims on 9/11 in jersey. and all that stuff that happened in sweden that one night. and the millions of illegal voters that preventing him from winning the popular vote for… reasons. and numerous numerous other things. so many it is hard to keep track at this point.

    he named his last kid after his previous imaginary friend.

    just some dinosaur pals poppin' bubbles. it's not that complicated!

    but what about all the AMAZING things John Barron had to say about him back in the day?! made him sound like just a real cool guy that everyone would want to be friends with!

    i was sorta thinking he reminds me of this one kid in junior high that before spring break was just a super basic preppy nerdlinger. then after spring break he had tight rolled pants and vision street wear shoes and a flannel shirt and cool skater kid haircut.

    i mean… come on. he was a compulsive-lying racist asshole birther well before he started running for president. so yeah… bullshit excuse is bullshit.

    based on what actually happened on other Kinja'd sites… the commentariat will have to start from scratch.