the first amendment was so scary they had to make a second one!

i'm a balloon artist and my wife is a part-time artisan pencil sharpener… so according to House Hunters i have a budget of around $1.2 million.

remember how there was 8 years of blubbering honkeys wearing tri-corner hats and carrying AR-15s into their local Waffle House?

if Trump had criticism even 1/10th as bad as the "criticism" Obama got he would be blubbering in the corner clutching his tear-soaked blankey with his teeny tiny delicate child hands.

not just killed. as that could imply an 'aww shucks' mistake like accidentally backing over the family dog that was sleeping under the car.

finally Trump has brought some "class" back to the Presidency!

can you even imagine the complete conniptions conservatives would go into if Obama said something even 1/10th as bad about one the *many* Fox News anchors that would just make up complete easily debunked bullshit about him on a daily basis?

you would have to replace any stairs leading into the ring with golf cart ramps though.

Barron is never included when Trump mentions "his sons" weirdly enough. maybe he is actually the son of Eric or something. or from artificial insemination.

wasn't he in a softcore released by Playboy? it was listed on his IMDB page.

remember when Melania was going to work hard to combat online bullying?

i heard from conservative boot-strap pullers that it's not really that big a deal to get a second job if your first job doesn't pay a living wage and you can't make ends meet.

it is almost if being a spineless hypocritical coward is a defining characteristic of conservatives.

but… why is the baby underwater?

a real fresh take that is 100% based in reality. thanks for your insight.

they had to source some special child-sized robot hands from another exhibit i imagine. since no president in the history of the United States has ever had such delicate and dainty hands.

whichever one is most eastern european with the most daddy issues.

what policies has Trump enacted in these 6 months that led to the unemployment rate being so low now?

always curious about the 'liberals don't own guns' line of thinking conservatives have.

more jobs? how many long term jobs are going to be created on a 1/4 acre chunk of flooding land?