and is scared of stairs.

what a fascinating imaginary world you must live in. how do you manage to so completely avoid objective reality? seems like it'd be difficult.

Talkboy wasn't Sony.

what a lovable scamp! what silly prank will this jokester pull next?!

"William Shakespeare is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice."

if you aren't a raging hypocrite you aren't even allowed in the Republican party. (probably.)

why won't those stupid libs just compromise with racists?! meet them part way! like only halfway lynch some minorities. only drag a gay behind a truck going 25mph vs. the preferred 50mph. it's like the libs aren't even trying to work together!

well. they are keen on making sure everyone is tolerant of racists and bigots and misogynists for some weird reason that only makes sense if you are a moron.

that'll show them libs whats what!

Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back."

when has something as big as Star Wars ever hurt the chances of the main actor becoming a star?!

the jesus band no one ever heard of actually predates the one people actually know of. because of that it might be a bit foolish for the newer more famous one to file a lawsuit.

there was a Christian "industrial" label that would always send promos to the college station i was a DJ at. other DJs would play it and be like 'never heard of these guys! really great!' … it was a) not really great b) there is a reason you never heard of them c) it couldn't be more obviously Christian music.

wear a sleeveless dress = "we need to bring some class back to the White House!"

i was thinking the same thing… except Mastedon (Jesus band no one has ever heard of) predates Mastodon (actual band people know of) by more than a decade.

isn't that pretty much exactly what he said to a room full of Jewish conservatives during the campaign?

well. this is preposterous. monsters? getting together to celebrate? i mean think about how that sounds. it is ridiculous!

not just murdered. *tortured* and murdered. and then her dad made sure he wouldn't be punished in the slightest. because something something good christian.

i'm starting to think this Babylon 5 reunion show might never happen!

me too! and i almost did that for Halloween except i remembered i am like 40 and probably don't need to be dressing up for Halloween anymore.