DRIVE YOUR GIRL WILD WITH A SUPER TIGHT URETHRA!

i knew i should have read further down the thread before posting something very similar. because of course it would have been done already.

sounds like i have a good suggestion now for the upcoming science fair!

"Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the ladies? Or the bees? Or the ladies with bees in their vaginas and when they queef they shoot bees at you?"

good to know.

she is really just tired of Switzerland basically. and thinks Alaska is just the coolest ever. believe me… i am slightly confused by that as well.

i received a telegram like 6 months ago. in the US. i guess i didn't realize by your (definitely curmudgeonly!) claim that the following conditions also had to be met :

and the only thing truly real about his ego is that it is reeeeeeal fragile.

babies born today can send a telegram though? i mean… if their little baby brains and baby mouths can manage to tell someone what they want sent via telegram. a service that very much still exists. in hand-delivered form.

depends… are we talking what decimation actually means or what everyone *thinks* it means?

in some places actual sleep deprivation counts as well.

i don't want to sound all 'no true scotsman' or anything… but was Kathy Griffin really some huge liberal icon that every single progressive just absolutely adored or something?

i think President Guy "Whitey" Corngood probably had more sound policy decisions than Trump.

not with that attitude!

i like how the third one was made because Paul W.S. Anderson found out the little brother of Milla had never seen The Road Warrior so he made an homage to it.

is Disqus ever *not* acting up?

it seems like they sided with the racist anti-semite in this case though?

seems like the guy that brought the lawsuits is pretty racist himself though? unless i am reading this all wrong?

where in Switzerland if i may ask? i go there somewhat regularly and am importing a Swiss lady this August back to my land.

pretty sure most non-Zurich Swiss people agree with that statement though.