well. i'm convinced. certainly the most intelligent post i've ever seen in my entire life. pure genius. it should be housed in the Library of Congress. thank you for taking the time out of your *clearly* busy and productive day to share this with us all.

but he is a super intelligent captain of industry! truly he is our better! we could only wish to be someone as awesome as he is!

the likelihood of Trump ever riding that chopper is like negative infinity zero.

"But the Civil War had nothing to do with race! It was about states rights!" - every dumbfuck racist who thinks he is being real clever.

can it be the kind from Batman that turn you into a smoldering skeleton?

well that sounds irresponsible of them!

but how else will they know he is a big tough manly tough man?!

way ahead of you buddy! *does finger guns like always*

how can you be 47 and not know what a GIF is until a couple weeks ago? how out of touch do you have to be for that to happen? i am not much younger than Ryan and the mysterious GIF is not something that has eluded me until recently.

"My gardener controls the weather?! THAT explains a lot!"

he is a 70 year old white boomer. of course he has been obsessed with Russia since the '80s. this is the same demographic that still furiously milk their pud daydreaming about 'Red Dawn'.

Tiny Saturday?!

i am still trying to figure out who that crossover was supposed to appeal to. were Bones fans wanting supernatural things for no reason? as a Sleepy Hollow fan i know i had no desire to ever watch an episode of Bones… but then they kinda forced me to. and it definitely didn't make me want to catch up on all the Bones…

i still think Human Target is the best example of that. Season 1 was great and a throwback to '80s shows like Knight Rider / MacGyver / A-Team (i thought) and had a great soundtrack and self-contained episodes.

Worthington's Law!

yes. and in 2017 the "live viewers" metric is like super important.

i'm pretty sure they absolutely would prevent underperforming students from attending school if they though they could get away with it.

if you have a combo A&W / KFC you can get A&W fries + A&W cheese curds + KFC gravy and make some funky sort of poutine. it is delicious.

when i think of physically perfect specimens i immediately think of people like Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly and Steve Doocey and all the other doughy crackers they have on air.

huh. i did not know such facts. i am actually sitting at the gate on my way to Switzerland right now even.