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    sadder than joint couple Facebook pages? cause those are super sad.

    quite a few of the crazier evangelical sects think that Jesus just really liked grape juice and that it is a mistranslation and Jesus super didn't like wine or even know about it… or something. it is nonsense of course. nonsense on top of the other nonsense.

    conservatives and republicans in general really are the party of inappropriate sexual contact aren't they? for all their sanctimonious blather about liberal sexual mores… they really have a problem not touching people when it isn't wanted or incredibly inappropriate.

    it is '80s style "diet pills" that he is hooked on. so shitty speed basically. but ooo la la look at that figure! raaaawrrrr

    no one needs to worry about a North Korean missile possibly being able to reach Alaska… because after recreational marijuana was legalized the entire state is just a burning crater with us few survivors living in the massive underground bunker of the noted mind/weather-control facility HAARP.

    remember when the guy who invented Pop Rocks was heartbroken over his breakup with the daughter of the guy who invented Coke and then he ate some Pop Rocks and drank Coke *at the same time* and it blew his head clean off?

    it really makes this Kelly cartoon all the more hilarious when you realize how much Baio loves Trump.

    that show did end with some craaaazy out-there moondoodle libtard ideas about how we shouldn't destroy the environment… so i could see him really hating them.

    so it must be his excessive virility that makes a 43 year old look like they are pushing 60?

    so apparently thinking of dead kindergartners gets him all hot and bothered and possibly aroused?

    i assume this is one of the character names from the SNL bit where porn stars are trying to sell various 'classy' things on TV badly.

    i believe you mean falafel.

    speaking of pills… those ones the nice doctors gave you weren't a 'recommendation' you really do need to take them regularly.

    "a family matter" … the tiresome go-to pretty much any and all conservatives use when they get caught doing something embarrassing. then they go right back to doing whatever they were doing before without consequence it seems. not a real huge fan of that particular highly hypocritical double-standard.

    shouldn't it be out already then?

    it'll be like those Atlas Shrugged movies and the third sequel will be crowdfunded and star all community theater actors and be shot on VHS.

    McDonalds makes the best hamburgers.

    i think i remember more lines from the RiffTrax of Avatar than the actual movie.

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