his only useful function on earth is that you know when you see a car with an INFOWARS bumper sticker you know the person inside is worthless garbage with horrible crazy ideas that you can discount and ignore immediately. you don't even need to start a conversation with them because you already know they are horrible…

remember… if child sexual abuse involves rich conservatives or a church it is a personal matter and your should respect their privacy.

how on earth did we switch the definition of 'fake news' so fast?

if a head is cut off… it was a grand conspiracy involving George Soros and Obama himself in league with "globalists" (*wink wink*) to prevent you from hearing the TRUTH!

don't forget the weird lack of chin.

of course! he is the *healthiest President in history* after all!

it's not even *starting* now… it has been going on awhile!

nooooo… Edge of Tomorrow & Fury Road?!

there was that whole sweatshop thing?

i'm going out on a limb here and saying that John Carpenters self-made soundtracks are considerably better than Robert Rodriguez self-made soundtracks. bold opinion i know.

the river is so polluted all their fish have AIDS!

thanks for the suggestion. silly me thought i would be able to continue using this legacy account in Firefox.

you are nothing, ignorant bigot that nobody will ever love.

the fuck is 'alt-left'…? sounds like it is probably some made-up right-wing bullshit to distract from all their passionate neonazi support?

and NEVER take self-upvoters seriously.

Trump raped a kid [numerous allegations have surfaced of just that]

i wish you were joking but i know you probably aren't. :(

i'm really hoping to get an update on that whole 1000 years of darkness that was ushered in in 2008 with the reelection of Obama. is that still going? or did Trump put a stop to it using magic conservative powers? this is really important. i need Chuck Norris to explain his special brand of batshit kookoo-ry.

Chuck Bar…klay?! as in CHARLES!?

he seems like the type of person who owns like 4 DVDs tops. 2 of which are horrible conservative "documentaries".