the river is so polluted all their fish have AIDS!

thanks for the suggestion. silly me thought i would be able to continue using this legacy account in Firefox.

you are nothing, ignorant bigot that nobody will ever love.

the fuck is 'alt-left'…? sounds like it is probably some made-up right-wing bullshit to distract from all their passionate neonazi support?

and NEVER take self-upvoters seriously.

Trump raped a kid [numerous allegations have surfaced of just that]

i wish you were joking but i know you probably aren't. :(

i'm really hoping to get an update on that whole 1000 years of darkness that was ushered in in 2008 with the reelection of Obama. is that still going? or did Trump put a stop to it using magic conservative powers? this is really important. i need Chuck Norris to explain his special brand of batshit kookoo-ry.

Chuck Bar…klay?! as in CHARLES!?

he seems like the type of person who owns like 4 DVDs tops. 2 of which are horrible conservative "documentaries".

yeah. they always play ignorant on that one whenever they think it will somehow win them some points. meanwhile in real life they sure as hell know anyone that is even slightly black might as well be 100% in their eyes.

Ice-T is on the Judgement Night soundtrack though. pretty sure more people owned the soundtrack than ever actually saw the movie.

the non-Japanese wrestling storyline isn't so great either.

well. bigfoot is pretend. so good luck.

i think there is still an ice sheet in the center of the flat earth. the north pole (i assume that is what it is?) would be the one melting. then i am guessing the ice wall on the edge is *very* tall and probably not in danger of melting because it borders cold space?

is he afraid to fly?

this is pretty much the exact logic that makes 'cancer is secretly cured' conspiracies so inane. first person/group to go against the conspiracy would be famous and wealthy for millennia.

how would NASA penetrate the dome? flat-earthers think the Earth is covered in a giant impenetrable dome you see. the teeny tiny highly focused spotlight-like sun is within the dome as well.

uh? … they think it is a circle. just not a sphere.

there are people that think Ben Carson and Donald Trump and Paul Ryan are just *too smart*… and i can't see how that is possible.