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    i'm no number scientist… but isn't "six to four" the same as "three to two"…?

    98% certain the 'mom jeans' aspect has nothing to do with the loose-fitting-ness of the jeans but rather the high-waisted-ness of them.

    somehow it will still be the fault of Obama. completely absurd… but the right-wing conspiracy media machine will surely find a way.

    the important thing is that they know we care to help them out in these tough times. if we do not appease them they will no longer 'create jobs' you see.

    as i pressed return on that comment i was thinking 'you know… i think maybe he did already say that for real.' … and so it was.

    that means a lot coming from a rocket surgeon that hilariously thinks trickle-down economics is like a real thing that totally works and was a super good thing. one might say you aren't exactly the sharpest bulb.

    the important thing is that the top 0.1% will get a nearly quarter million dollar tax break.

    you should've been all like 'DEMONCRAPavclub.com' … not only it is like super clever but it'd really teach these libtards a lesson!

    they think the massively out of shape overweight cokehead drunk Breitbart was secretly murdered by an Obama hit squad… because OF COURSE it couldn't be anything else!

    BINDER CLIPS!!!

    wait wait wait… back up. are you saying that when he said he would have all the smartest people working for him… that was a lie?!

    if you wanted to talk about Jeffrey Dahmer you should have commented on the article about the elderly.

    you should ask Laura Bush what really happens when a high school girl gets spurned by her first crush. she has experience in such matters.

    not to mention just investing the money he inherited in a really basic index fund would have got him more money than his impeccable business skills earned him.

    the other classic is 'the government budget should be like my household budget' … can't get much stupider than that.

    i only like vets that don't get PTSD.

    lots of progress on the comment system i see.

    try a Newswire.

    now i don't want to completely blow your mind here… but i think racists might be a bit stupid in the head.

    she also was the all-the-girls fill-in actor for the Mr. Show Live tour awhile back. which i didn't realize then as she wasn't Flo yet and i was mostly 'who the hell is this new fake lady replacing all the ladies from the original bits?!'