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    everything is wrong with this. everything.

    right?!

    the hell kinda comments are these?! what happened? i was just here like 45 minutes ago and there was none of this!

    “He freaks out over this. He has to be on top.”

    he is a pretty well-known drunk. like has cancelled shows before due to being drunk / hung-over.

    i imagine he'll somehow make his material even more milquetoast than that! if that is even possible.

    that'll go over about as well as all the biting political commentary and insights you got from Jay Leno.

    Commie Nazis?!

    people like G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North are considered American *heroes* to conservatives. they made both prominent and respected speakers and commentators for years.

    yet Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress once and i was hearing shit about that for literal years about how she took all class out of being First Lady. a sleeveless dress.

    don't forget :

    you may be surprised to learn that Obama and his new "Organizing for Action" non-profit using the same donor / voter database that helped get him elected in 2008 and 2012 and that is very much not a secret… is actually irrefutable evidence of the secret Obama Shadow Government that is trying to undermine Trump. this

    are they really even technically considered a tie anymore once they hang down past your balls?

    not just murder it mind you… *tortured* it to death. for laughs.

    (or sick!)

    really enjoying all your super hot takes here in the comments. they are consistently super intelligent sounding and not stupid in the slightest.

    Mark Levin has a voice made for silent film.

    the Gish Gallop really needs to be renamed to something more Trump centric.

    and having to go to the childrens section to buy gloves.

    i have a sneaking suspicion he may never release the stunning findings of his exhaustive birth certificate investigation.