don't forget :

you may be surprised to learn that Obama and his new "Organizing for Action" non-profit using the same donor / voter database that helped get him elected in 2008 and 2012 and that is very much not a secret… is actually irrefutable evidence of the secret Obama Shadow Government that is trying to undermine Trump. this…

are they really even technically considered a tie anymore once they hang down past your balls?

not just murder it mind you… *tortured* it to death. for laughs.

(or sick!)

really enjoying all your super hot takes here in the comments. they are consistently super intelligent sounding and not stupid in the slightest.

Mark Levin has a voice made for silent film.

the Gish Gallop really needs to be renamed to something more Trump centric.

and having to go to the childrens section to buy gloves.

i have a sneaking suspicion he may never release the stunning findings of his exhaustive birth certificate investigation.

oh. it absolutely 100% would be the second thing.

ah yes! that common saying that everyone uses! that doesn't sound weird or nonsensical at all! just a totally normal saying that alllll the cool guys use.

whoa whoa whoa… back up. Trump is a racist?! why i never!

doesn't noted arsonist Darrel Issa want to do it all closed-door style so any and all findings won't have to be disclosed and can stay classified for ages?

who is dictating anything? no one is preventing anyone from eating their steak any stupid way they want. no one has had their freedom usurped in any manner.

"which are very serious leaks, because they’re very bad in terms of national security."

oh. the other one i heard yesterday was that GWB is a *liberal* now. because he never said anything bad about Obama in 8 years… but has issues with Trump. this also is part of some nefarious plan.

oh. the other one i heard yesterday was that GWB is a *liberal* now. because he never said anything bad about Obama in 8 years… but has issues with Trump. this also is part of some nefarious plan.

and they sure do love using the line about being the 'party of personal responsibility' … unless it is them… then it is 'personal family matter' or some crock of shit like that.

oh. absolutely. or like the guy i heard at a local city council meeting last night that started off talking about sidewalk snow removal which by some feat of magic or senility turned into a rant about how the cops aren't arresting enough illegals in this town and that he could go and find at least *10* any day of the…