yes. i had it like a couple days ago after dental surgery. it was that and KFC mashed potatoes for a few days.

these were actually quite delicious. i was surprised. might need to go get a couple more in remembrance.

"i am a worthless human being." - bruce lancaster

but then he would rewrite them to be "funnier" … which is actually just removing the original humor to be replaced with malice and denigration towards someone or some group he doesn't like.

the only one crying so far is the sad blubbering baby named Trump.

every modern president managed to attend without getting the sniffles here like this big giant baby.

he isn't going because of the poor optics created when you catch him crying on camera. like the huge big blubbering goo-goo baby that he is anytime he gets even the most mild criticism. he is a weak sad man.

they all get assassinated by the still-active Obama "Secret Government" … assassinated in ways that exactly mimic the highly plausible natural death of an overweight overstressed drunk cokehead in their 40s!

Scott Baio!

bah! i should have read like one comment down… as i just made the same point above in a reply. ha.

remember his delightfully introspective and humble performance at that Catholic dinner before the election? he really got into the whole self-deprecating humor deal that the event is known for! everyone had a blast! fun times for all!

Scott Baio will be the MC and deliver a roast that puts Colberts performance for GWB to shame!

if it ends for all attendees as it did for its namesake… sounds good!

like that one kid in Robocop 2? someone needed to wash his mouth out with soap. and also take away his gun privileges.

Olivia Cross?

the same Ricky Gervais' The Office that literally had a followup movie come out mere months ago? cause i dunno if that counts as retiring early.

it is a very convenient way to shovel tax dollars right into his privately owned companies though. it really couldn't be more transparent.

that would be impossible! his detailed and not at all fake sounding medical release stated he would be the healthiest president in history!

that must be an example of that fiscal conservatism i always hear so much about!

i bet none of them have a racist bone in their body either!