remember his delightfully introspective and humble performance at that Catholic dinner before the election? he really got into the whole self-deprecating humor deal that the event is known for! everyone had a blast! fun times for all!

Scott Baio will be the MC and deliver a roast that puts Colberts performance for GWB to shame!

if it ends for all attendees as it did for its namesake… sounds good!

like that one kid in Robocop 2? someone needed to wash his mouth out with soap. and also take away his gun privileges.

Olivia Cross?

the same Ricky Gervais' The Office that literally had a followup movie come out mere months ago? cause i dunno if that counts as retiring early.

it is a very convenient way to shovel tax dollars right into his privately owned companies though. it really couldn't be more transparent.

that would be impossible! his detailed and not at all fake sounding medical release stated he would be the healthiest president in history!

that must be an example of that fiscal conservatism i always hear so much about!

i bet none of them have a racist bone in their body either!

it must always be pointed out that when you remove all the vowels from his name you get :

well… it is *slightly* better than :

"Not that Trump has anything in common with Christian Grey"

you could also have a hobo secretly living in your house who only comes out when you are gone and then they watch a bunch of stupid shit on Netflix that then messes up your recommendations which would otherwise be flawless.

Obama just made some previously non-overtly racist people a little too uncomfortable (mostly about their own failings obviously) and then realized they should just try out straight-up full-blown unfiltered racism especially since it was seeming to be getting popular.

in this analogy is America actually Barb?

the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is like $445 million a year (in 2014 at least)… $27 million goes to PBS specifically.

except they can't understand any of the sections that are all spoken in 'bad hombre' talk. that is the vile tongue of rapists! and murderers! (though maybe some of them are good.)

i'm sure similar things will be said when/if any farm subsidies go away. "WHAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CUT OTHER GOVERNMENT WASTE!!"

that is why people showing the big US map with alllll the red places to try to prove some inane point are really painfully dumb. it is such an obvious crock of shit.