it really should be "Dad With Estranged Adult Childen" Rock. surely that is what he looks like anyway.

in Trumps America most all classes will be taught using urban legends and email forwards.

well if all the sissy "activist judges" and the stupid "constitution" won't let him just deploy the military to petrol Chicago streets based on something he heard on InfoWars… he has to get the troops from somewhere!

at least Michigan was a state during the Civil War. the confederate flag bullshit i will see in Alaska is even more perplexing.

but Springer a politician (mayor of Cincinnati plus ran for Congress and Governor) well before he was a TV personality. so it is a little different in his case compared to the others.

well sure… but as we all know "independent" and "libertarian" are just the not-at-all-subtle code words that embarrassed Republicans use. or Republicans that lost their primaries. this is true like 96% of the time since always.

maybe his press photo does… but as i just recently learned here on the last Milo article… he looks *nothing* like his press photo.

but Milo clearly isn't remotely liberal… so i am not sure how a "SEE, I CALL OUT LIBERALS, TOO!" moment can happen once you take that key point into consideration.

his weird affectations he has when he is trying to sound serious (which is like always) sounds like the fakest bunch of garbage i've ever heard. he constantly sounds like he is in rehearsal for some community theater play where he plays a mayor or something.

don't forget like mere weeks before inserted himself into the whole Gamergate thing he wrote an article about how dumb videogames are and every gamer is just a big loser neeeeeeerd.

that actually wouldn't be too surprising. has anyone ever admitted to being with Milo? or anyone ever even seen Milo with any of the numerous black men he claims to have been with?

why that must be an example of those oft-lauded "Traditional Family Values" that conservatives are always blabbing on about!

Rand Paul did indeed say just yesterday that it was just the silliest thing ever to expect Republicans to investigate the Republican President. because they are on the same team.

also keep in mind… for all their blustery machismo with talking about fighting terrorists and carrying AR-15s into the Waffle House to protect America… these are the same people that get heart palpitations and need to lock the doors on their minivan when they see Drake or Will Smith walking down the street.

pretty sure being a big giant petulant baby who is scared of literally everything is considered 'grown-up' in many conservative circles.

please clap.

he clearly doesn't want anyone that actually could do their job. as they might come of as being more competent that him.

Sad!

because for his entire life he has needed the adoration of famous people. the fact that even C-list 'featured players' can mock him without consequence bothers him to the very core of his being.

to be fair… Bannon has referred to himself as a Sith Lord.