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    instead of a lovable orangutan will his sidekick instead be an empty chair he is inexplicably very upset at?

    Dear Die Hard, you rock. Especially the part where that dude is on the rooftop.

    i bet it happens with gay guys and lesbian ladies too!

    'elephant ears' is a regional term. similar to the whole soda / pop / coke nonsense. except in the case of elephant ears there are like a good dozen different names.

    that is why he wanted vanilla ONLY.

    the surface temperature of the snow outside my house was -57F this weekend. -40 sounds positively balmy in comparison!

    presumably ladies already don't like them because they are "nice guys" you see. pretty sure there is a LARGE overlap between Neo-Nazi communities and the MRA / PUA / MGTOW alphabet soup of misogyny communities.

    these people do realize that the internet is forever right? i can't imagine being a proud 4chan / Reddit Nazi will be beneficial to future employment prospects.

    this is the eppy-tomb of nonsense.

    i mean he was named after Trumps fake-ass '80s alter-ego "John Barron"… OF COURSE he is going to have a weird life.

    when i saw the pictures originally i thought they were pretend and referencing some Nutcracker joke i didn't get. i was honestly shocked when i realized that was what she actually wore. like… in public.

    whoaaaaa… i believe you may have cracked the case! you sure showed him!

    i just hope the freeze in Federal hiring also applies to the rest of his cabinet. that'd be great!

    that is true. and tons of supernatural shit down in them.

    thanks Dinesh. that's some solid facting you have going on there. i'm like super convinced.

    i live in Alaska and many people are saying that 14 trillion people were marching.

    Russian collaborator Jill Stein? how very noble of you.

    McDonalds makes the worlds best hamburgers.

    maybe you shouldn't comment on things political if you lack the basic knowledge to do so. your proud ignorance isn't an excuse.

    oh. that is a shame.