when i saw the pictures originally i thought they were pretend and referencing some Nutcracker joke i didn't get. i was honestly shocked when i realized that was what she actually wore. like… in public.

whoaaaaa… i believe you may have cracked the case! you sure showed him!

i just hope the freeze in Federal hiring also applies to the rest of his cabinet. that'd be great!

that is true. and tons of supernatural shit down in them.

thanks Dinesh. that's some solid facting you have going on there. i'm like super convinced.

i live in Alaska and many people are saying that 14 trillion people were marching.

Russian collaborator Jill Stein? how very noble of you.

McDonalds makes the worlds best hamburgers.

maybe you shouldn't comment on things political if you lack the basic knowledge to do so. your proud ignorance isn't an excuse.

oh. that is a shame.

"A lot of them vote Democrat"

well. i learned on conservative AM radio yesterday that that is like no big deal. because it was so long ago and totally doesn't matter.

no you see… what i learned is that they are both like 100% equally bad. like two sides to the same coin. or some other bullshit like that.

this accurately describes literally 100% of all self-described "libertarians" as well.

"Trump was never called a racist until he ran against Hillary."

nothing says 'rein in frivolous government spending' like having a big ass parade so that his mobility scooter driving supporters can daydream of getting the chance to lick the drippings from Trumps prepubescent penis.

why do you mock small business owners? the very backbone of this great country!

or that he is simultaneously a Muslim BUT ALSO was radicalized by Rev. Wright after going to his church for 20 years.

he was shipped off to a military academy at one point… i think that answers the question at least partially.

whoa. edgy.