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    yahoo messenger had (and still has) the best set of emoticons in existence. i'm surprised a lot of them haven't made it into emoji form yet.

    remember when they flipped out about (maybe-not-even) Obamas mom having a naked photo that existed? it was a very big deal in conservative circles for awhile even.

    during the campaign Trump said (to uproarious applause) that he was going to bring back jobs in coal AND natural gas.

    the 1/2lb Guacamole Bacon Thickburger is 1230 calories.

    remember when Guiliani said there were no terrorist attacks on the US when Bush was president? that was pretty special.

    i thought it was already a well-known fact that conservatives love eating poop? i mean… way to point out the obvious there.

    or the classic "well-spoken". which sounds like a compliment but you know exactly what is meant by it.

    they also looooove bitching about it when 9 times out of 10 what they are complaining about doesn't even remotely apply to them in the first place.

    that is a super hot take! where did you ever come up with such a thing?!

    with the advancements made in catalytic converters and emission control systems in general… i don't think that works anymore with a modern car. you will just get horribly sick from the CO2 but not die from CO. unless you really stick with it through the CO2 poisoning… which seems unlikely.

    private profile or very low post count + no avatar seems to have near 100% accuracy in determining if someone will be a garbage person with garbage comments.

    you mean "diet pills".

    does this non-hypothetical commentor named Mov not own a dictionary? cause he is dead fucking wrong…

    a couple years back during peak War On Christmas… the Fox News store was selling "holiday ornaments" perfect for your "holiday tree".

    so like halfway between not being aligned with either the West/US or the USSR and being aligned with the USSR?

    can't imagine the venn diagram of "meth head" and "burning man attendee" really has much overlap.

    i believe those are Nissans not Toyotas. i discovered this astounding fact by reading the title. which was : "2015 Nissan Tsuru vs. 2016 Nissan Versa"

    "Yes, I knew about alt-right before the August speech because I'm a political junkie"

    sorry you have a limited capacity for remembering things. that isn't really my problem though. or the problem of 'Democratic partisans'. i am not full of shit or misremembering anything. i simply pay attention.