fairly certain that USB Type-C ports that are also used by Thunderbolt 3 are indeed part of the USB 'standard'.

don't you mean… *vine-dicated*

while i have seen some amusing Vines over the years… i could never quite figure out why it needed to be its own special platform. that was what was most confusing to me.

aaaaawwwww yeeeeeahhhhh…

FINALLY! i sure hope he decided to love Jesus at the last possible moment… as apparently that is the ONLY thing that matters!

dubstep? huh?

as a professional comedian i'd just like to mention some very fresh original material i'm working on. has anyone thought of somehow incorporating the term 'reacharound' with this movie title? because i think that would just be golden! some true authentic hilarity for the ages!

it really has very very little to do with saving a life… it has a *whole lot* to do with punishing women for being "sluts" though. this is pretty obvious from even a simple cursory look at the supposed arguments on the anti-choice side.

"everybody’s got twenty days now to really start to do their homework"

there is that whole saying about a 'face made for radio' … in Mark Levin case he most certainly has a 'voice made for silent film'. where on earth did he ever get the idea he should go into a radio?! i've heard Muppets with better diction.

conservatives in general are the biggest bunch of blubbering babies i've ever met. it'd be more hilarious if they didn't cartoonishly overcompensate by walking around with AR-15s everywhere and getting tiny boners for any and all forms of military intervention.

airing weekdays from 9 to 11!

his target market of shut-in retirees will maintain a cable subscription until they are in the ground.

hopefully this will last about as long as the 'costs-more-than-Netflix' Sarah Palin Channel. what a hilarious failure that was.

Mute is in the same universe as Moon as well. though like 50 years after the events in Moon. something like that.

it has been disproven though… i mean… if you can even trust the word of a LITERAL DEMON!

especially ducks! they are REALLY into rape.

yeah. they were announced in 2005 and it seems like every couple years they show up on Facebook or whatever again as some ingenious idea… so i have had to Snopes it about a billion times it seems.

yeah. like actual shit can be used as fertilizer and it also doesn't try to rape you.

i've definitely heard of the Snopes article pointing out how not-a-real-thing they are. still. like 10+ years after they were 'introduced' and would be on the market 'soon'.