I’m not polluting the gene pool with high school mistakes, so I think you might be embellishing a little bit, there.

Very easy.

Just look for the people who look like they have disposable income and personal happiness. They probably don’t have kids.

We’ll see who’s laughing when you reach retirement age, and you’ve got kid(s) to put through college, while the rest of us who are long since done watch those dollars pile up for an early retirement while we’re still alive to enjoy it ;)

How about being a parent and not let kids play stuff they are to young to understand? If you are building a model with 1000 hours time, would you:

The opportunity to raise a kid isn’t a secret fucking club or something, amigo. You’re not special because you’re part of a dynamic duo that executed one of the easiest things we’ve ever been programmed to do: insert pleasure center into other pleasure center, squirt dependent out of one of you some nine months later.…

Yes teenagers are definitely the only people without children.

Alright man, gonna help a fellow father out. You can make multiple users on your switch. Each one has its own save. My 8 year old son has his, I have mine, and my 8 year was tired of the 4 year old so he went ahead and made one for him. The nice part was that the 8 year old powered my 4 year old’s save until he had…

Why are you blaming your son for ruining BOTW with this headline? He didn’t do anything to ruin it, you allowed it to happen, and continue to do so.

it’s always easy in these comments to tell who’s smug about having kids

I don’t have kids, but give him his own file anyways. He’ll have more fun actually learning the game and getting stuff himself than having everything just there. I’m sure you’ve played GTA with the unlock all weapons cheat on. It get’s boring quick, hence going through the missions and working your way up. That’s how…

The word “No” comes to mind for some reason.

I don’t think it’s a waste, but the framing doesn’t make much sense. If it were just a funny story about how his kid is playing BotW like a...well, like a kid? I’d chuckle. But casting it as a lamentation while simultaneously acknowledging that he’s allowing this to happen is confusing.

It just makes him come off as a whiny asshole, honestly.

Playing a game wrong isn’t a great message

Pro-Tip.

I notice there’s nothing in this article about telling your child not to do these things.

But...but...this is entirely your fault, no? And your choice to make it your fault?

Donkey Kong is one of the toughest games of all time. Let these little first person shooter pro assholes try and calculate those springs on the elevator level.

Billy Mitchell is actually a nice guy in person. The documentary portrayed him as a douche bag, because that’s the character people want to see.

Walter Day is a sweetheart, and Billy is a nice guy. Really if you watch the film again, Kuh is an asshat. Billy sent his tape in, Kuh’s the jerk who put the tape of Billy playing on while Wiebe was going for a record at FunSpot, and I believe Kuh is the bozo who originally raised a stink, falsely doubting the…