I just nuke them, and hope they learn, plus I think its funny.

Oh my god.

You should add pics of the festive ensemble and the chick-mog tee... luckily they are available XD

I am so weirdly excited to just sit down and watch this.

I feel like there is a way to artificially inflate demand for fuel efficient vehicles. What’s that again? Higher cost of fuel? Through taxes for our failing infrastructure?

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

At a certain point in reading this I stopped considering whether I’m putting down money and just got engrossed in a moving and emotionally vivid review. That was great.

Stand by original assessment: this guy and his neighbors are still dickholeS.

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

I’ve always wanted a large garage with an attached house

I drive one and I want to ask everyone I see in one.

The part with the plane is absolutely hilarious.

He tried that. The turbo ate it.

I think you just hand out invites that say,

Those candy ass indoor tracks suck. One little bump and they start screaming like they just sat on a sandpaper dildo.

Every relationship I’ve been in I’ve made it perfectly clear. If you ever go on about my hobby, don’t go straight to the ultimatum. You won’t make it past “It’s either the car or-” before I leave you standing there in the tire smoke with two black stripes on the road as I leave you.

If you run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day then you’re the asshole.

Oh God. Why would you bring this up? The wound had just scabbed over Cecilia.