Am I the only person that eats the core of the apple? (except the stem of course) There are only a few seeds and some harder stuff that is basically like the skin in the way and there is still a bunch of ‘meat’ in there! I think it’s much easier to just go whole ham on the entire apple and risk the cyanide poisoning…

Every state is different:

Have you ever seen a horse vagina while it pees? The worst part is the way it undulates. It looks like several raw chickens wrestling in slime, or like a beige lamprey having a seizure trying to escape the horse.

Neutral:

And how much are you willing to pay for it?

Screamed “HELL YES!!!!” when red took over from white and now everyone in my office is eyeing me suspiciously ...

Gotta love the classics man!

It doesn’t, people are predisposed to drive at whatever speed they are comfortable at. Hell, highways are designed to force people to feel comfortable at a certain speed.

Not just the elderly once they get late in their years, you should be retested every time you have to renew your licence. In Michigan it’s every 5 years, take a simple road test, even a paper test that goes over the laws, something other than a new picture and a vision test. Add the cost to your licence renewal fee…

Thats 85th percentile for ya ... People are naturally inclined to drive at the speed they are comfortable with, which is why roads are designed with certain speeds in mind (lane widths, shoulder widths, run-off areas beyond the shoulder, etc.). The interesting thing is that the roads are actually designed for the 85th…

My guess is safety systems: more airbags, bigger crumple zones, more warning bells alert lights and auto gizmos than your body has room for. Basically, I think cars just happened to become much safter in that time period.

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and, most importantly floats like a duck, then it’s probably

Never knew that, I just assumed that since they seem to do this every few months or so that they would have their shit together.

If it’s a world record, it has to be run in both directions. It probably just wasn’t mentioned in the article or they consider a single “run” going in both directions with the average speed.

Hey! Detroit isn’t in the bottom half!

Toledo is a special place ...

Always tickles me pink that you can tell exactly when you REALLY cross over into Michigan by the change in the road surface from “Marginally OK” to “I thought this was supposed to be a paved road?”.

It goes through the state in some fashion. NHSTA has a recall out for X cars, along with all of the VIN numbers for the affected cars. Those VIN numbers get sent out to all of the state vehicle registration agency’s (DMV, SOS, etc.). The state then sends the manufacturers the addresses that those cars are affiliated…

Every two days or so with a pair of clippers, no guard. If my hair starts coming in any longer than that my thinning hair and massive bald spot show waaaaaaay to prominently that I would like.

You said it in your first sentence, people apparently don’t have the ability to think 6 months into the future or even 6 months in the past.