He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

How empty are their lives that they can legit find the time to get worked up about the color of Santa? I mean I’m so busy with just my family and worrying about the havoc trump is creating. Like where does the fucking energy come from for these people that cannot help themselves but worry about the most idiotic crap?…

Now this is real blasphemy. SANTA CANNOT BE SEXY.

I’m trying to think of all the little kids whose faces are gong to light up this season when they see this most excellent Santa instead of the racist jackasses who will hopefully have a miserable holiday.

Maybe if we’d had a Santa like him I wouldn’t have been terrified. I’m straight up jealous of the kids who get this Santa.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

No, I don’t think so. The fact that he could be a part of the “Never Trump” movement and then is willing to kiss the ring immediately after the election suggests he’s fickle and self-interested.

This is especially horrible for people like me, and my husband, who are 61 and 63, respectively. Our hope was the hubby would retire next year. We’re lucky enough to have a pension and some savings, but we were factoring Medicare and two lifetimes of many decades of work into our Social Security. Now that’s all…

these people are unhinged, and they’re all coming out of the woodwork now like the cockroaches they are. if only a little sunlight would scatter them as fast as it does cockroaches.

She already got identified and her former coworkers verified that this is not unusual behavior. She craycray

If there is, does it match the drapes?

No doubt he’ll make a modest proposal.

As the saying goes, Roe v. Wade was not the start of abortions, it was the end of women dying from abortions.

See, maybe tweak the language a bit so that instead of the facility being forced to pay for the disposal ceremony, the onus legally falls on the father. And then watch the bill magically disappear before your eyes.

I would really love for all of these officials to have to pay for a cremation every time they jack off.

That’s because deep down THEY KNOW IT’S NOT MURDER. Same reason they don’t advocate life sentences for women who abort. This is all about controlling women and not one tiny bit about saving babies.

now imagine burring all of your tampons and pads.

Like a good vibrator, it’s small and discrete until you get it on you clit.

Medical facilities will be responsible for the costs of burial or cremation, which are often as costly as several thousand dollars.