Please let this and Petchesky's inevitable boo-hoo article be the end of the Capitals monopoly on this site.

You charge them both and see which story makes more sense.

Oh a Chiefs fan that's why you are full of shit.

The irony of Russell Westbrook's teammate talking about bad shots...

Why are we making such a big deal about this? Its not like he is nominated for the Supreme Court or something.

He is a much better candidate than almost anyone else running. The only exception would probably be Bernie.

You wouldn’t know it from this site but other teams play hockey besides the Capitals.

Dipshit self driving cars are safer.

He is a ballhog, stat chaser and takes terrible shots. He even gets a pass for threatening a woman and I have no idea why.

Let me know when she gets more votes than the rest.

It wasn't. People just love fanservice no matter how contrived or hollow.

You act like this is historical. It isn't.

Better than a senile con-man

What is left twitter?

Cool story bro. Buddhist extremists..

At least they were luxury hotels.

Lol the Wii

It would have been nice if she had one before she started talking about her ancestry. She is D.O.A. as a candidate.

You might want to join a gym or take up martial arts then.

Everyone did it. It was how you fucking managed the memory card.