You know FetLife is all “....yeahhhh....nooooo....um, go away? Please?”

This seems like a younger version of that professor couple that Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell played on SNL where they overshared about being “lovahs.”

I mean, just get a tumblr. No one will care if you share your twat there. Im sure the outrage is what fuels them. I give them 10 minutes with out the attention before they shrivel up like a necrotic testicle.

Of course it’s harmless. But I think exhibitionists should own it and just say they love the attention, rather than trying to pass this off as some altruistic lesson to the world on how to make sweet, sweet love. That’s what elicits eye rolls, not the exhibitionism itself.

I dislike these people. I dislike his hat and his hair, and I dislike that they are pretending their entry level exhibitionism is in any way evidence of emotional maturity, enlightenment or profundity. There, I said it.

Fo reals yo. Although a I have a feeling these two are getting off on being “transgressive” by doing this on insta since amateur porn/erotica is a pretty normalized part of the tumblr-verse.

Good thing they're an objectively and conventionally attractive couple. Can you imagine what the reaction would have been to the same captions, poses, and wardrobe choices if they had each been 50-75 pounds heavier?

This is why people don't like white people.