Who TF can’t read?

And....

You’re why we can’t have nice things.

Rob over here ruining another one of my days this week.

And zero tolerance is fucking stupid.  Not many things are so cut and dry; things need nuance, and one of them that needs it the most is the application of the law.

Even with all that I don’t think it rates more than a three, three point five at most, on the Tracy rustbucket scale.

While we’re living in imagination land I’d like to request a 2 door. Thanks. 

For those clicking “Nice Price” it says fifty five thousand, not fifty five hundred. You’ll want to find a way to go back and change your vote.

Three words: Jalopnik. Staff. Car.

The whole time I was reading this piece, I was wondering who in their right mind would buy state fair donuts from an intensely shady looking ancient Accord, then I saw the car is listed for sale in Wisconsin. So that checks out.

I’m afraid that while that one was built on the Corvette platform, it still had a Northstar engine.  (GM had gotten it a bit more sorted by that point, at least.)

This one had the corvette frame, but still had the 4.6 northstar. Damn shame too, I think this is one of the best designs cadillac ever made, but if I were to get one I’d have to engine swap it back to the LS

Just watch out for the nose on steep driveways and entrances.  Try to take them slow and at an angle.

“Both models will get the same engine, a 2.5-liter turbo diesel in-line four that makes about 126 horsepower and 177 lb-ft of torque. That turbo diesel drives the rear wheels, and sends its power through a five-speed manual transmission.”

{shows picture of truck with smoke around the tires}

Is...is the smoke from the…

Wait, Elon just tweeted...now it’s Tesla for $917.36. ;-)

I’m going to call it the Rav3 and nobody can stop me. 

The rear one is a Camry dent. It’s a factory upgrade.

The N comes for an additional install fee of $399.

The senile diaper-wearing lunatic lost the last election, although he keeps on insisting that he didn’t lose.