I went by my local Mitsubishi dealer to see if they had any cars for sale. I thought they did, but it turns out it was just a Mirage. 

Oof.

I did that one last year! https://jalopnik.com/hot-damn-here-are-2020s-best-car-stumes-for-halloween-1845534117

Oooooo that green 

Silver? Or chrome?

God this spendthrift Eeyore bullshit is tiring.

God I loathe this piece of shit. He hides behind his moderate dem title but is bought and paid for and almost as transparent at Sinema. Got to hand it to him, he is almost as slimy as McConnell but at least the turtle is simply truthful in his allegiances and would probably admit to being evil.    

Christian Conservatives are still trying to ban books, and rewrite history more than ever.

And then this stole everyone’s lunch money

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

ORRRR

I don’t think that orange one has a red interior; looks black inside. The red interior photo looks like it’s from a silver 3rd car not pictured

Lol seriously, hella Ben Shapiros in here pearl-clutching 

jesus christ the lame dad vibe in this thread is strong

I hate these things so god damn much. No dice.

I’ll take “Worst Takes of the Century” for $1000, Alex.

Wow, there sure are a lot of racist shitbags in the comments section of this one. 

Eww. Do you want syphilis, because that's one way to get syphilis.

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

I bet my left nut that his parents make voting choices based on “law and order” and who’s “tough on crime”.