“we’re never more than one bad judgement away from tragedy.”

Should have given me a buzz, I would have sold you one of my ignominious malformed vans for low ruble. The front two are both IDI diesels.

Don’t be stupid - it should be a slideshow, obviously!

This is why I never had kids.

Pretty sure it was a 5.7L V8, not a 5.4. 

The interior unironically rocks.

It creaked and thumped over the smallest bumps when it was new. 

You have put more thought into this comment than any of the engineers at GM put into the Cavalier. 

For $10,500? A Cavalier? I don’t care it it’s a convertible. Hell, I wouldn’t care if it also included a modest vacation package to the glorious sunkist beaches of Puerto Rico valued at $5,500, while Vanna White herself flips the final letters as I solve “My wife is leaving me because I bought a Cavalier for $10,500.”

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Kinda sorta what you are talking about with C4 wheels on a 4th gen f-body.

I’m also in denial that these things are approaching 30 now.

I’m sure you meant “despise” but she competes because she’s an American and that makes perfect sense.  Black Americans love America, but America doesn’t love us back, Skid.  

The olympics was originally supposed to be about elite athletes competing with each other.

My perception has been the opposite.  I’ve seen a few out in the wild now, and I think it looks a lot better in person than in the pictures.  

“which in both cases you will visit alot.”

FTFY.

if you’re gonna be there anyway, you might as well be comfortable :)

I feel like if this issue is so common you are planning your laundry and sleeping arrangements around it, a trip down to the ole GP may be in order. 

“I’m almost ready to get a Mercedes C class.”

I use an ad blocker, so it’s not so bad. I recently visited with my ad blocker turned off, and...holy shit. The admins need to understand that a small number of ads are more effective than several dozen. Too many adds means people will either become good at ignoring them, use an ad blocker, or simply stop showing up.

You should come to Toronto. We have basically elevated them to revered mascots of the city at this point.

Area Scorpion Puts Smaller Scorpion in Bra, Gets Stung.