The Bernie Bro cosplayer is going to be even more tiring and insufferable than usual.

So to answer, yes, your little toadstool was fulfilled by copy and paste.

Do you get a microboner by copying and pasting the exact same message in every thread? Quit being a dipshit.

“If the kid wants the keys to the Mercedes, he can have it.”

Given the amount of automotive debt that the US is currently mired in, I don’t think this is a good metaphor to work with.

I find it hard to believe that some dude who claims to have a house on Maui can be such a rancid taint of a human being. I have no love for Tesla or EVs in general. I have sub-zero love for people who are so far up their own ass that they behave like you.

I love the side profile.

With all due respect, the same could be said for a lot of 25 year old cars.
Man, I loved the Reatta when I first found out about it. What a cool car.

Are you sure that you aren’t just seeing the same one six times?

If they’d actually chosen to revive the Wildcat nameplate for this pile, it would have at least stuck in our minds as an abomination equal to the Eclipse Cross.

Wouldn’t have been my first choice, but I guess my guy is too qualified.

The Wendy’s Twitter account would be having a had a field day with this if they’d been left unscathed by this Idiocracy-derived photo op. 

I would have to assume that anyone who's Trump's stunt double would automatically be put on suicide watch. 

“Either a dead girl or a live boy”

You seem awfully bitter. 

If there’s anything I have learned from my time in the industry, it’s that for the most part, dealers are incapable of using their DMS properly. It wasn’t common to see sales of 5+ year old vehicles logged as “new”.

Comparing a HOA to the intended usage of taxes is the same as comparing apples and anal leakage.

Yup, we get the Mirage penalty box as well as the Micra which is apparently far less terrible. Hell, there’s even a Micra racing cup up here.

“Taxation is theft”

Seems like a common trait among certain political affiliations.