If i can plant a tree, and it grows as I age, then that’s all I ask. 

I hope Microsoft remasters Fable 2 & 3 while we wait for the new game.

Will I get to eat 50 live, baby chickens to open an evil door again? Because that was pretty fun.

if we’re lucky

Fun fact, I was at that taping. My friend was the millionaire. It was all so fucking weird.

Not everyone can handle this situation with the finesse of Gorillaz.

For some reason they called it (and apparently also the GBA version?) Jet Grind Radio in the original North American release, and then just stuck with Jet Set Radio in every single other release - from the PAL version, to Jet Set Radio Future (the xbox exclusive one that badly needs to be ported now, come on Sega), to…

Oof, I had to shut it down. Look, I’m a fan of action, but as fandom we’ve gotta raise standards sometimes. I like the cast, didn’t expect much, and am still disappointed.

More effective ones too.

There must be easier ways to win a Darwin Award.

You will literally (heh heh) explode when you see the name for that:

Love the movie, but I think the comic still wins out because it’s more explicitly about how Scott is a shitty dude. Plus they did Kim Pine dirty in the movie, screentime wise.

He doesn’t have any children, so unless his wife sells out, they’ll have to wait out the clock on public domain.

...“In fact, I’ve had to clean out mouse nests from multiple vehicles I’ve purchased—the J10 and Grand Wagoner, among others.”

I mean, it’s a thing, no doubt. I just don’t let it happen to my cars. 

You are a fucking moron.

I know it’s 4 years later, but: Watterson won his contract dispute with Universal Press Syndicate about licensing rights. If Hollywood wants to take up that challenge, they gotta go through Watterson.

I’ve done that river tuber thing and I can tell you with absolute certainty that girl was a student at Arizona State. 

I went tubing with a girl who thought that, we get out and shes like “uhh this isnt where we got in”

I was picturing:

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots.