That would be very on-brand of him.

As they are discovering, there’s a significant difference between the stumbling corpse of Manning and the stumbling corpse of Flacco.

Take one “R” out of his name, and what do you get?

In addition to the collusion, there also appears to be some obstruction, as he has a bunch of runners in front of him blocking his way.

Followed by a superhero team composed entirely of people who had been disowned by a particular branch of the Kardashian family, The Ex-Jenners.

Here lies RoboJox

Crouching Tiger was a movie for people who couldn’t be bothered to watch Tsui Hark, Ching Siu Tung, Yuen Woo-Ping, and the rest of the HK new wave.

Yes, it is far too easy to be proved right by all the people who are saying that actually I am wrong. It is almost as though they do not understand that, while I am rubber, they are glue.

I did like Hill saying on Twitter that it was only after the movie had wrapped that he realized they should have named it Lawn of the Dead.

Maybe it’s a movie for drunk people who really want 2 deep-fried tacos for 99 cents.

In that case, sounds like Falstaff is a Shakespearian invention. Makes sense, given that his name is a dick joke.

“Oh egads, people are praising Captain Marvel! But what if... I were to stridently and repeatedly accuse others of misandry, and disguise it as formal criticism? Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!”

Aw man, the group already has a name? I was hoping they could be called The Avyngyrs.

TRERSERN!

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“Bring about the End Times” is the one campaign promise I’m pretty sure Trump would be capable of fulfilling.

I think maybe Morey is seeing what the Westbrook-Harden offense is shaping into, and thought, “I need to find a way to get fired ASAP so that when this flaming clown car of a team actually goes into the public eye, the blame can be placed on my successor for failing to follow through on my vision.”

The first president in history to leave claw marks on the Oval Office carpet as he is forcibly dragged out feet-first.

“It is too late for you, Father. I have gained complete control of the Cyber, and within minutes my plans will have reached fruition.”

Perry: *Steps off of airplane onto Ukrainian soil, drops small container of coal dust on the ground* “Go, my busy little molecules! Populate this land and the lungs of its people with your American freedom!”