That’s great! Cursing babies are guaranteed comedy. Start putting on George Carlin routines when he’s in the living room.

Nah, The Last Jedi is still the best of the new movies by a long shot. There’s more tension in wondering whether a seemingly-anonymous character in the initial bombing run sequence will grab a remote control than there is in watching the 15(?) interchangeable members of Rogue One get predictably murked.

You know what would be cool? If the A.V. Club sent a writer to the Gathering to report on it first-hand, multiple times over the course of several years.

Thomas: “So you got your career-killing injury AFTER you signed your supermax? What the fuck are you complaining about?”

Okay, let’s discuss it! The vast majority of gun deaths in the United States can be tied to minorities rather than white conservative males.

It would be real life if you took away the part about the moon.

All great quotes. One of my favorites is Dukakis telling her father-in-law, “Old man, you feed one more scrap of my food to those dogs, and I’ll kick you ‘til you’re dead!” The poetic violence of the line is all the better because it seems to come out of nowhere—Dukakis is in the middle of a completely different…

There’s certainly more developers in LA than lakes.

I just noticed that he very nearly said “Hispanics have certain feelings toward other species,” and then corrected “species” to “groups” at the last second.

Yeah, who voted for him outside of the three cities that make up 55% of the state’s population?

I was in grade school at the time, and I still remember that game. Denver had looked like the best team in the league all year and then shit the bed against fucking Jacksonville. And I wasn’t even able to get drunk while I watched it happen.

“The only season he got hurt was when he decided to follow the off-season weightlifting program like the rest of us.”

If one of your underlings talks you into drafting Anthony Bennett, not only do you deserve to be fired, but that underling has schooled you so hard that they deserve to be promoted to GM.

Well, yeah. She has 19 other options, plenty of whom presumably don’t have side-pieces. If I’m choosing you over 19 other people, I’d at least hope to have your full attention.

Now he’s 24.

I dunno, Kaspar’s column had a tendency to digress into unrelated areas. This isn’t the Fashion section, buddy—you don’t need to keep on telling us how sick you are of high hats.

Hey, Spielberg said he wanted the movies to appear in theaters--he didn’t say how long.

Roma was shown in like 100 theaters around the country. I saw it in an indie movie theater in Denver.

It’s frustrating, how the header picture depicts someone who is resolutely refusing to let the bodies hit La Flor.

This one’s being shown in theaters, so it wouldn’t contradict Spielberg’s position.