It’s a cheesy-fun movie that basically wanted to be Armageddon before Armageddon existed, which had some benefits (they had to use actual planes and pilots for all the plane stunts, because CGI didn’t exist) and some detriments (the story had to be at least halfway grounded in reality, so you could only have World War…

Sadly, those Boner Jams keep on going like a “Freebird” solo.

I mean, you shouldn’t molest the bison by either definition of the word.

I keep hearing about a Force Majeure getting an American remake, but this makes me think we really need a sequel.

“And anyway, that’s how we’re hoping to develop as a team-”

Also, man, remember back in 2016 when Triple Threat was first announced, Chad Stahelski was tapped to direct, and the entire storyline was different?

I would watch a remake of Twins starring Adsit and Adkins.

Yes, it is certainly hard to find movies released in 2019 with Keanu Reeves in them.

Yeah, taken on regular B-movie action terms it was a solid entry with some good fights, but with that cast I was expecting a bit more.

The weirdest part of the source material is how J.G. Ballard named the main character after himself, as though it’s supposed to be an autobiographical novel.

Press: “But what part of his hand, specifically, did Tebow injure?”

And Michael Jordan is the Michael Jordan of fucking up the Hornets.

Wiseau voices a black, a Chinese, a pregnant.

I would buy every 2K game that let me be voiced by Tommy Wiseau.

Oh my God, it’s like I can see the sheet of paper they’re reading this off of for the first time.

We’re all in agreement that this headline photo is going to become  a great meme, right?

Jane-as-Thor is only an excuse for Marvel to introduce the idea that others can take up the mantle of Thor, which in turn will take us to the place this whole cinematic universe has been leading.

I’m guessing the zoomed-out view of the Ranger Plane means that they haven’t finalized character designs for the Rescue Rangers in this version.

We need the most iconic moment in comics history to finally have a proper cinematic representation:

It’s probably the best thing you can do for an outdated villain based on Stan Lee’s questionable understanding of “exotic oriental” stereotypes: make those stereotypes the whole point of the character, the result of a focus-tested illusion that feeds off the same fears that those stereotypes initially represented.…